Wednesday 3 March 2010

Rock bottom

Today it seemed I'd lost all hope, I've started applying for warehouse jobs. It's got so desperate now that I've lowered my standards so low that even with two degrees to my name I'm looking for work in dirty old warehouses for minimum wage with a bunch of inbred smackheads for workmates.

To add insult to injury few of these jobs actually exist, the ones that are actually advertised online are just ploys by local recruitment agencies to get you to sign up with them (and they'll let you know when work comes up).

It appears that I will actually 'work for biscuits'!!